Archive for May, 2007

Mr Brooks MySpace Layouts

I love sharing a good thing when I find it and Styckr.com is the latest creation of none other than....myself, so I'm sharing. It's going to be a layouts only site, with previews, downloads, and a search feature. Already the MySpace Layouts are starting to populate the server, but it will contain PRIMARILY custom, exclusive layouts. No more looking like everyone else on MySpace.

The first group of unique layouts will be focusing on movies and upcoming movies at that. Kevin Costner makes a fine outline to a MySpace background, if I don't say so myself. Check out the Mr Brooks MySpace Layouts.

Get them while they are hot!

Gangs of MySpace

Hanging out and looking intimidating in the local mall parking lot is apparently not enough anymore. According to Local6.com Oviedo, Florida gangs are relying on MySpace to recruit new members. Wait a minute...something is not right here.

Damn the media causing me to even fear MySpace! Simply read the supposed warning signs:

Experts said warning signs that a child may be involved in gang activity are:

Wearing specific colors

Withdrawal from family

Using and practicing hand signs

Breaking rules at home and school

Christ, this is every single teen in America! Panic, doubt, widespread commitment to believing everything in the media. For the gang's initiation you must spam your girlfriend 100 times with the other gang members email addy's. mmmm, hot.

Top 7 Ways To Get Busted On MySpace

It doesn't take a braniac to realize that everybody and their dead grandma has a MySpace Profile. So, why do people do dumb ass things to get caught on MySpace?

#7 Hey, if I meet you on MySpace I can meet you in person.
No, no, no! This must be what troubled teens do. Engage Internet, Disengage Brain! Don't trust anyone on the internet, let alone meet them in person. It's sad that someone lost their life, but even worse that the WWW's melting pot was the spark.

#6 Wanna get laid? Support lawlessness.
Come on, we all know why he was on there. Hell, it's obvious MySpace is the place to pick up chicks(see #7). But when you get busted, fess up, it's cool to tell the truth...and lose your job.

#5 Post pics of you doing your best impression of a pirate.
I still don't understand how this promotes underage drinking. If Jesus could get drunk at parties and stay out all night, then be a teacher, then why not this lady?

#4 If your a hottie teacher, keep in touch with your underage lover.
This teacher is HOT! Either that student was expected to inherit millions or was hung from elbow to finger tip. Sucks, the hottest teacher when I was in school had a belly button between her tits.

#3 Nothing says I'm cool like making threatz over the interwebs.
Something about winning the special olympics... Kids can be so cruel sometimes, or famous if the bulling gets picked up on MSNBC.

#2 It's gonna be a pure Massacre. -silverchair
You have to take everything seriously since Columbine and recently after Vag Tech, but common. Where is the MySpace Nanny to just whoop the profile creators ass?

#1 Be the parental figure to children EVERYWHERE!
Parents, take responsibility so the shit in this list doesn't happen. MySpace, refrain from pissing on whining 14 year olds and releasing a few hit albums.

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T Mobile Wing

The T-Mobile Wing has finally launched and now you can get your hot little hands on this new technology. It's predecessor, the MDA, was fatter, heavier, and just not nearly as sexy as this latest introduction from the mobile giant.

Windows Mobile 6 (Professional), quad-band EDGE data, Bluetooth, a 2 megapixel camera, WiFi, myFaves, a 2.8-inch QVGA display, microSD slot, soft-touch finish, and new and improved QWERTY keyboard

The general public will have to wait until tomorrow to get their hands on the T Mobile Wing. When you do find one, expect to pay around $300 bones and that's with the service agreement.

MySpace Offenders Beware

All registered Sex Offenders information will officially turned over, due to a new accord reached by MySpace and the Attorneys General. Some of you may remember this story cropping up for the past couple of weeks, but MySpace was hesitant to just start handing over personal records. According to MySpace they never intended on NOT giving them the info, just trying to make sure they did it legally.

MySpace officials said they had always intended to provide information to law enforcement officials, but were trying to work out a legal process for handing over the information.

Always more to read over at the WashingtonPost.

Personally, I'm thrilled to death to hear that MySpace will be turning over their information. These individuals need to be tracked down, monitored, and kept away from children or anyone else for that reason. As far as I'm concerned, the moment you become a sex offender, you lose all rights anyway.

Hippie MySpace

Everyone has a little hippy in them, so why not let it show with our all new Tie Dye MySpace Graphics.

This comment and many more are available on our main page through our image gallery. Simply highlight the code under the image you want, copy and paste it right into your MySpace profile. Any questions, comments, or suggestions please do not hesitate to ask.

Celebrity MySpace Layouts

I'm a fan of celebrities just as much as the next red blooded American, therefore ObsceneCaffeine.com offers celebrity myspace layouts. The spattering of celebs is a little slim right now, but does range from Brad Pitt for the girls to Paris Hilton for the boys. Expect a lot more soon, but for now here are a dozen or so celeb myspace layouts for your consumption.

And if adding celebrity layouts to your profile is not enough, then you can always enjoy our HUGE selection of female celebrity images. Lastly, no I cannot forget the ladies, we have a male celebrity image collection as well.

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Superbowl MySpace Ads

Already announcing it's bid to use MySpace as another source of advertisement, Fox announced today it's intention to offer ad spots on MySpace. The Superbowl had over 93.2 million viewers last year and this year expectations are high, so who will pay $2.7 million per 30 second ad spot? Hard to say, but with MySpace's draw to sweeten the deal, I'm sure there will be no shortage of takers.

According to comScore, 7 percent of the 1,000 viewers it surveyed went online to watch ads after the game. MySpace had 126,000 unique viewers of the game's ads in the week after the Super Bowl.

Throwing your internet weight around will be a deciding factor in the upcoming year, for all media networks. With a larger percentage of homes having highspeed internet, the advertising medium is shifting and the big players will have to adjust...much as the Fox network is.

"This marks the biggest move yet by a network to try to leverage its Internet ties to buyers who are increasingly demanding a Web component in their marketing plans," the report says.

Expect the zaniness of the Superbowl ads on TV to match those online, via MySpace.

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Summer Time MySpace Comments

The sun is shining, the birds are singing, summer is almost here! It seems only appropriate that ObsceneCaffeine.com launches a Summer Time Phrases MySpace comment graphic pack.

From "Made In The Shade" to "Gone Fishin" ObsceneCaffeine has you covered with 20 new images. Feel free to copy the code provided and add them anywhere in your profile or in other peoples comments section. Seacrest out.

Transformer Movie MySpace Layouts

Another blast from the past hitting the big screen this summer is Transformers. I'm fairly certain as a kid I owned every possible Decepticon and all the Gobots for that matter. Anyways, here are a few Transformer Movie Layouts for your MySpace profile. These first few are simple, but expect some more detailed and bot specific themes soon.

Expect some more in the upcoming days as I focus my efforts on movie layouts. Also, dont' forget to leave me a comment here on the blog as to what YOU would like to see in a layout.