Top 7 Ways To Get Busted On MySpace

It doesn't take a braniac to realize that everybody and their dead grandma has a MySpace Profile. So, why do people do dumb ass things to get caught on MySpace?

#7 Hey, if I meet you on MySpace I can meet you in person.
No, no, no! This must be what troubled teens do. Engage Internet, Disengage Brain! Don't trust anyone on the internet, let alone meet them in person. It's sad that someone lost their life, but even worse that the WWW's melting pot was the spark.

#6 Wanna get laid? Support lawlessness.
Come on, we all know why he was on there. Hell, it's obvious MySpace is the place to pick up chicks(see #7). But when you get busted, fess up, it's cool to tell the truth...and lose your job.

#5 Post pics of you doing your best impression of a pirate.
I still don't understand how this promotes underage drinking. If Jesus could get drunk at parties and stay out all night, then be a teacher, then why not this lady?

#4 If your a hottie teacher, keep in touch with your underage lover.
This teacher is HOT! Either that student was expected to inherit millions or was hung from elbow to finger tip. Sucks, the hottest teacher when I was in school had a belly button between her tits.

#3 Nothing says I'm cool like making threatz over the interwebs.
Something about winning the special olympics... Kids can be so cruel sometimes, or famous if the bulling gets picked up on MSNBC.

#2 It's gonna be a pure Massacre. -silverchair
You have to take everything seriously since Columbine and recently after Vag Tech, but common. Where is the MySpace Nanny to just whoop the profile creators ass?

#1 Be the parental figure to children EVERYWHERE!
Parents, take responsibility so the shit in this list doesn't happen. MySpace, refrain from pissing on whining 14 year olds and releasing a few hit albums.

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