posted by David May 30th, 2007.No Comments
Hanging out and looking intimidating in the local mall parking lot is apparently not enough anymore. According to Local6.com Oviedo, Florida gangs are relying on MySpace to recruit new members. Wait a minute...something is not right here.
Damn the media causing me to even fear MySpace! Simply read the supposed warning signs:
Experts said warning signs that a child may be involved in gang activity are:
Wearing specific colors
Withdrawal from family
Using and practicing hand signs
Breaking rules at home and school
Christ, this is every single teen in America! Panic, doubt, widespread commitment to believing everything in the media. For the gang's initiation you must spam your girlfriend 100 times with the other gang members email addy's. mmmm, hot.