posted by David October 31st, 2007.No Comments
Happy Halloween from me, David, at ObsceneCaffeine.com! To celebrate this momentous occasion of OC's very first Halloween, I've decided to upload a picture of a dieing pumpkin, one that was carved and given to me by a friend.

Well, there it is, now on to the scary MySpace Layouts.
Hope everyone has a safe and fun Halloween. Also, don't forget to check all your candy for razor blades and worms.
posted by cldnails October 28th, 2007.No Comments
Just how hardcore are you? Show that you are from the streets, plaster your MySpace profile with an awesome Grafitti MySpace Layout. Ok, maybe that was a little excentric, especially coming out of my mouth. I'm not even sure what it means to be from the streets, unless maybe you've been stabbed before? I dun'know.
These layouts and more available over at the homepage for Obscene Caffeine.
posted by cldnails October 23rd, 2007.No Comments
Is it ready for prime time? Doesn't really matter because it debuts TODAY! 'Roomates' is MySpace's first foray into original programing and will supposedly be interactive. To me it just sounds like a poor excuse to throw 4 girls fresh out of college into a house and torment them with cameras. But isn't that what all reality television over the past few years has been anyway?
At any rate, expect plenty of interactivity through polls, friend adding, blogging, and as of right now virtual tours of the girls houses. Pretty girls and TV, now that's something new...pfft. Check out Roomates.
posted by cldnails October 23rd, 2007.No Comments
Soon enough, at least as soon as 2008 gets here, you will be able to play casual games through your MySpace profile. It was announced yesterday that MySpace and Oberon Media signed a deal that would enable the social club mogul to create a 'Gaming' channel as part of it's users profile. This essentially would give MySpace users the ability to add games to their profiles, much like they do now.
Click here to see an example of adding games to your MySpace profile!
No doubt the program will allow for much better games and a more streamlined interactivity. Also, for the cheapskates pondering in the background, YES this will be a free service. So stop saving those pennies and buy that dog you always wanted.
Through the partnership, MySpace users will be able to add games to their profile pages from Oberon’s extensive portfolio of stellar casual titles, allowing them to play and socialize with friends through their favorite casual games.
posted by cldnails October 18th, 2007.No Comments
... or at least people whoa re mature enough to be grownups, not necessarily a sign of age. Yep, the news hit the perverbial fan today announcing that a judge has refused visitation rights to Britney Spears, until she cleans herself up. This includes, but is not limited to, staying sober around her kids, submitting to drug testing, and for christ's sake, keep her legs crossed.
posted by cldnails October 18th, 2007.No Comments
This generator is a little complicated, in that most people do not use it, but you're not most people are you? No, I suspected not, that's why I'm blogging about this little do hicky myspace extended network generator for YOU.
The Extended Network Generator allows you to upload an image and transform your extended network of friends box into any image you wish! That's right, who needs to show off a ton of friends, why not have a picture of you're favorite shampoo or n lolcat, you're creativity is the only boundary.
posted by cldnails October 18th, 2007.No Comments
Are you getting the most out of your MySpace comments? If all you're doing is typing out comments or even just adding some cute picture comments, then you're not doing enough! That's where the ObsceneCaffeine.com Wavy Scroller Generator comes into play.
This cool generator allows you to turn any typed comment, into a 3d wavy animated message. After generating, the animation can be posted in comments, on your profile, or just about anywhere the internets are.
Click Here To start using the Wavy Scroller Generator
posted by cldnails October 17th, 2007.No Comments
If you're like me you get jealous of all the people with the snazzy contact tables, the pimps, pimpets, and bling they got going on, hidden behind their contact links. Well, ObsceneCaffeine offers a giant inventory of premade contact tables that you can add to ANY existing layout.
Also, we offer more than just Family Guy Tables, but everything from Pirates of the Caribbean to Playboy.
But, what if you're the picky type that has to have things your way? Well, make your own with our Contact Table Generator, click here!
posted by cldnails October 17th, 2007.No Comments
Tired of all the Ho 'hum layouts available for your MySpace Profile? Well, quit complaining and make your own already!
ObsceneCaffeine.com offers it's very own, easy to use, MySpace Layout Generator. Click Here to get started.
With this myspace layout generator you can easily choose colors, border widths, border styles, fonts and more. The generator also makes it easy to choose colors based on a nifty little color wheel, instead of the complicated hex a decimal crap on most sites. ![]()
Now, once you get this bad boy generated all you need to do is choose a background image. With our myspace background generator you can now add a background image to your profile and be done! Go ahead, make pink site with green borders, with a splash of Big Bird pics in the background, you know you want to.
posted by cldnails October 17th, 2007.No Comments
Well, Britney finally turned herself in yesterday for the hit 'n run she did a few months back. Doh!? She's an international star with cameras everywhere she goes, how did she not know this was going to come back and haunt her? Double Doh!?
Well, show your support or distaste for the pop star with these Britney Spears MySpace Layouts.
And more... Check out the Britney Spears MySpace Layouts on ObsceneCaffeine.com!