Halloween Scary MySpace Layouts

Happy Halloween from me, David, at ObsceneCaffeine.com!  To celebrate this momentous occasion of OC's very first Halloween, I've decided to upload a picture of a dieing pumpkin, one that was carved and given to me by a friend.

Well, there it is, now on to the scary MySpace Layouts.

Hope everyone has a safe and fun Halloween. Also, don't forget to check all your candy for razor blades and worms.

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Free Skype Calls on MySpace

That's right, starting in November all MySpace users will be able to place free Skype calls to their friends on MySpace. The services will be potentially integrated with the MySpace IM service and allow a quick connect with your friends. Imagine, being able to instantly connect over VOIP with more than 25 million MySpace users and over 220 million global users of Skype.

Skype is an eBay owned company that allows users to keep in touch via instant message and through voice over IP(VOIP). As it stands on it's own, to place calls on Skype it costs $3 per month for unlimited calling. Thanks to MySpace this service will become completely free!

Hold your breathe, because you're gonna need it in a few weeks.

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Mr Brooks MySpace Layouts

I love sharing a good thing when I find it and Styckr.com is the latest creation of none other than....myself, so I'm sharing. It's going to be a layouts only site, with previews, downloads, and a search feature. Already the MySpace Layouts are starting to populate the server, but it will contain PRIMARILY custom, exclusive layouts. No more looking like everyone else on MySpace.

The first group of unique layouts will be focusing on movies and upcoming movies at that. Kevin Costner makes a fine outline to a MySpace background, if I don't say so myself. Check out the Mr Brooks MySpace Layouts.

Get them while they are hot!

Gangs of MySpace

Hanging out and looking intimidating in the local mall parking lot is apparently not enough anymore. According to Local6.com Oviedo, Florida gangs are relying on MySpace to recruit new members. Wait a minute...something is not right here.

Damn the media causing me to even fear MySpace! Simply read the supposed warning signs:

Experts said warning signs that a child may be involved in gang activity are:

Wearing specific colors

Withdrawal from family

Using and practicing hand signs

Breaking rules at home and school

Christ, this is every single teen in America! Panic, doubt, widespread commitment to believing everything in the media. For the gang's initiation you must spam your girlfriend 100 times with the other gang members email addy's. mmmm, hot.

Top 7 Ways To Get Busted On MySpace

It doesn't take a braniac to realize that everybody and their dead grandma has a MySpace Profile. So, why do people do dumb ass things to get caught on MySpace?

#7 Hey, if I meet you on MySpace I can meet you in person.
No, no, no! This must be what troubled teens do. Engage Internet, Disengage Brain! Don't trust anyone on the internet, let alone meet them in person. It's sad that someone lost their life, but even worse that the WWW's melting pot was the spark.

#6 Wanna get laid? Support lawlessness.
Come on, we all know why he was on there. Hell, it's obvious MySpace is the place to pick up chicks(see #7). But when you get busted, fess up, it's cool to tell the truth...and lose your job.

#5 Post pics of you doing your best impression of a pirate.
I still don't understand how this promotes underage drinking. If Jesus could get drunk at parties and stay out all night, then be a teacher, then why not this lady?

#4 If your a hottie teacher, keep in touch with your underage lover.
This teacher is HOT! Either that student was expected to inherit millions or was hung from elbow to finger tip. Sucks, the hottest teacher when I was in school had a belly button between her tits.

#3 Nothing says I'm cool like making threatz over the interwebs.
Something about winning the special olympics... Kids can be so cruel sometimes, or famous if the bulling gets picked up on MSNBC.

#2 It's gonna be a pure Massacre. -silverchair
You have to take everything seriously since Columbine and recently after Vag Tech, but common. Where is the MySpace Nanny to just whoop the profile creators ass?

#1 Be the parental figure to children EVERYWHERE!
Parents, take responsibility so the shit in this list doesn't happen. MySpace, refrain from pissing on whining 14 year olds and releasing a few hit albums.

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Hippie MySpace

Everyone has a little hippy in them, so why not let it show with our all new Tie Dye MySpace Graphics.

This comment and many more are available on our main page through our image gallery. Simply highlight the code under the image you want, copy and paste it right into your MySpace profile. Any questions, comments, or suggestions please do not hesitate to ask.

Obama MySpace Takeover

It's almost a joke, a MySpace profile influencing a presidential campaign. However, it is no joke and Barrack Obama is taking his name and profile back on MySpace. Not that it was ever stolen, the person who maintained the profile worked for Obama's presidential campaign.

Recently the profile exploded with page views and popularity as the friends list vaulted over 160,000. Obama, whom feared that if anyone else controlled the profile, a misrepresentation of his platform or worse would happen. So, did Obama lose a vote because of his bullying?

Anthony wrote on his MySpace blog that he was heartbroken that the Obama campaign was "bullying" him out of the page he built. He initially said the candidate lost his vote, but Obama may have begun to win it back after a Wednesday evening phone call that Anthony called a great honor. Anthony said he was so nervous that he doesn't remember exactly what Obama said, but the candidate expressed his appreciation and they agreed everyone learned a lesson in this case.

As a potential future leader to our country, doesn't he have better things to be worried about? I suppose if he ever does become president he will want to control what Digg Users have to say.

MySpace News Launched in Beta

The 'Web 2.0' cliche is that everything must be launched as a beta and MySpace News is no different. The reason, that I think, is because there are probably going to be errors and the developers can just point at the 'Beta' name and say, "I told you it wasn't done." So, what's the point? There is none, other than announcing that MySpace News is now on the scene.

Q: What is MySpace News?
MySpace News aggregates news from around the web and provides MySpace users with the ability to vote on what they think is most interesting.

Yes, that means that MySpace News will be Digg style, which means it will be a target for spammers and corruption. The difference is that apparently the news is not submitted by users, rather it's culled from an existing pot of submitted RSS feeds and news resources. Therefore all content will be monitored before it even hits the browse page.

Below is a cute little ribbon they offer to news sites elite enough to be included in their index(No, ObsceneCaffeine.com is not one of them. -David):

What makes MySpace News different is the ability to browse for local news. Most major cities are located in the navigation bar, where popular news from that geo location is displayed. Different, yes, life saving, perhaps. Personally, if I had billions of dollars to throw at a project, it'd be a little more not-beta and a lot more unique.

Lucy Liu Humps MySpace

No, Lucy doesn't really hump my face in the physical meaning, rather she is just incredible. (yes in every single way. -ed) While cycling through the pages at ObsceneCaffeine I managed to happen stance upon the Girls for MySpace section, which features a lot of attractive, almost sultry ladies.

So who's my fav?

She is so lovely, raw, and gosh darn scrumptious. It's easy to post pictures such as these directly to your MySpace Profile Page by copying the code beneath images, such as this, and pasting it where you want into your profile.

So remember, next time you want a beautiful Asian, Lucy Liu, to flick you off, you just have to look at your MySpace profile.

Photobucket Canned At MySpace

Whenever you rely on other companies to provide any service, you are at their mercy. Such is the case in the latest MySpace news that declared that Photobucket images and videos will no longer work on MySpace profiles.

MySpace has created a monster, a greedy monster that insists on keeping all of it's traffic local. By blocking Photobucket they are forcing users to use their in house video sharing system. It doesn't matter if their system is lacking, it matters where their traffic goes and the users are not happy.

As of the latest update from the Photobucket blog, images and videos hosted at Photobucket will still work on your MySpace profile, but not in comments.